1 year ago

22 February, 2017

Great Court, University of Queensland

Organised by:
UQ Psychology Students' Association

Alright people, now listen up! It’s 2017, new year, new me and all that stuff. Sure, you can sit back in your lazyboy and enjoy listening to that nu-wave jazz all the kids are so crazy about these days, by your fireplace sipping on your Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 1992. Or, just maybe you could attend a social event that isn’t a solo operation.

The Psychology Student’s Association (PSA) offers a great range of events and discounts.

Being the proactive committee and beautiful souls we are, we’ve already lined up THIRTY-THREE, yep 33 CONFIRMED SPONSORS!
In terms of events, we’re joining the scrub turkey rebellion against the ibis overlords, where we’ll scavenge our inner scrub turkeys to scavenge on a SCAVENGER HUNT/MEET AND GREET - This is actually great to meet new people both in general and for 1st years. I even heard there’s going to be memes to scavenge for. maybe.
We’re having a LAUNCH PARTY with the always glistening Business Association and Economics Society. We'll tell you more about that soon.
We’ve got an exciting RETREAT from the big smoke to an exclusive location where we’ll be sleeping in the most state of the art cabins a student society’s treasurer will allow us to have, that is probably still nicer and more spacious than my room.
Aspiring Capitalist? Aspiring Communist who wants to take down the Capitalist agenda and as such needs a thorough understanding of the workings of a Capitalist society? Come along to the INDUSTRY NIGHT where we have actual humans by all of society standards who are ‘adulting’ to tell you, yes you, about what opportunities lay in wait for you post graduation.

P.S. We Want You! (to join the PSA and come to our events and say hi and just generally have a good time.)

P.P.S. If you can’t tell by this long winded writeup, I’m a very lonely person.

P.P.P.S. The society doesn’t even pay me. Now I can’t say in statement form, but I can say hypothetically I’m in a dungeon-esque room where they keep me, only allowing me out for official PSA events, so please, please, actually please come. I’m so lonely.