2 years ago

27 April, 2016

Victoria Star

Organised by:
Science Students' Society

tl;dr: WHERE: Docklands, Dock 9
WHEN: 7pm arrival for 7:30pm Departure
ATTIRE: Costumes!!!! Any costume, every costume. Come in a costume. You'll be sad if you don't.

AHOY ME HEARTIES! The spectacular SSS are hosting their annual boat cruise! This is one of the best events of the year and one you absolutely should not miss - a sell out event every year. Get your bodies ready for the GREATEST and BEST cruise on the uni calender.

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
Kept thinking how can I get drunk
With prices up that high?

But then I spent so many nights
Thinking science never do me wrong
And I grew strong,
Decided I would come along

To the SSS
Annual boat cruise,
We promise dancing, costumes, love
And insanely cheaper booze.

And so you feel like dropping in
Attractive people you must see,
Coz now we’re saving all our tickets
for the sexiest Jaffys.

Oh no not I,
You should decide
Between the club with more experience
Cheaper beers you can't deny.

You've all your life to live,
We've got all our love to give
You might survive
The boat cruise of your life!


We've scored you some great drink deals as follows:

$1.50 Soft drink, OJ
$2 Cascade Light
$2.50 Carlton, Wiine
$3 Corona, Ashi, Heineken, Crown, Coopers Pale, Basic Spirits, Red Bull
$3.50 Premium Spirits, Monteith's Cider, Cruisers
$4 Johnny & Cola, Jim Beam & Cola, Ruski
$6 Smirnoff Black

See you all there!

SSS xx