Newcastle University Snow Sports Club presents, Cirque Du Snow-leil
4 March, 2016
Snow Sports Club
STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It is your pleasure and my privilege to invite you to Newcastle’s night of nights!
For one amazing evening only Finnegan’s hotel will play host to the Newcastle University Snow Sports Club’s fantastically O-week festival; Cirque de Snow-leil!
So ROLL UP, ROLL UP! To Finnegan’s hotel on Friday March 4th and direct your dials to Death-defying DJs as they dispense devastating decibels of diabolical dance. The legendary list of entertainment for the evening includes; Juggling JOSH BLAIR, Outrageous OH! WEBBER, Ludicrous LAWSON, Giggling GILLIES, The Grand GILLEX and Legendary LACHLAN HAUGHLEY all presided over by Club Ring-master Glorious GLOIN aka Big Poppa aka TIG
Brave bartenders will risk life, limb and carpel tunnel to dispense delicious drinks at dazzling dispatch, and I must warn you ladies and gentlemen what you are about to read is no trick, and those with weak wills and squeamish stomachs may wish avert their eyes for a moment because NU-SS members will receive…. $4 house spirits and $3 house beers from 8-11pm…. GASP!! (after this house spirits will be $5).
Our Magnificent Members (easy now), will pass into the Big Top free of charge with Non-Members turning over $10; and my friends considering membership is a tiny $10 as it stands, you’d have to be an absolute grade A circus peanut not to sign up to this cheerful, carefree cultured and incredible club. So don your disguises, pile 15 clowns into a Beatle and somersault your way down to the circus. Sideshow games and giveaways will progress throughout and the most excellent outfit will receive a NU-SS prize pack valued at a succulent $60, so come as strong-men or sword swallowers (behave), jesters or jugglers, lions or lemurs, dancers or drunks, ring-masters or rats, tightrope walkers or tumblers, acrobats or elephants just come prepared for a preposterous party and remember without a costume you have no chance of getting cirque du snow-laid!
*to sign up online before the big night (recommended so you can roll straight in) and to find out more about the club and what membership gets you, head to http://nusnowsport.com/the-team/ *